Relationships can be tough but they can also be absolute romantic magic. And between those two things, there’s the normal stuff. The day-to-day. The kind of stuff that’s honestly far more enjoyable if you’re with someone with a good sense of humor, even though they may frequently make you roll your eyes.
10. Feel the music
Man was never meant to wield technology this powerful.
My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app. pic.twitter.com/jqhbOLdddQ
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) December 17, 2019
9. Brotherly love
Would you like eyes with that?
I was standing in the line at McDonald's yesterday and just as I got to the counter my boyfriend kissed me and then loudly said 'you are the best sister ever' and walked away and the girl in McDonald's looked at me in disgust and I've never wanted to die so much in my life
— Joanne Gannon (@joanne_gannon) March 5, 2019
8. A super job
Did you call a tile layer or a plumber?
Wife: So how is the new patio coming along?
Me: ok so promise you won't get mad pic.twitter.com/156lsg7JL0
— OrthoBurg (@BurgerVonStadt) August 26, 2020
7. Model talk
Hey, he pulls it off, I’ll give that.
I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this… pic.twitter.com/98gKpOKzvc
— Gigi🍒 (@_asapgigi) July 31, 2019
6. Stay with me
It’s gonna be real funny until the one time that it isn’t.
When my wife falls asleep in a public place, I shake her a little and yell, "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" People always clap when she wakes up.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 18, 2015
5. Sick moves
Well, did you honor his sickly wish or nah?
My boyfriend was diagnosed with COVID 19 yesterday, I asked if he needed anything and he deadass asked for a booty pic to motivate him for survival 💀
— Paola (@apexpaola) June 27, 2020
4. Alienating your friends
If you can’t tell the difference, what’s the point in the picture?
When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child I took a photo of the print out so she could send to friends and family on what’s app. Instead I sent her this xenomorph image and she sent it to everyone before realising what it was. She was not amused. from funny
3. Shoot your shot
This is going to haunt my nightmares forever more, so, thanks for that.
2. Sweet toot
You have to celebrate the little things in life.
1. Going solo
“I love you.”
If you’ve got a guy like this, consider yourself lucky. Sure it’s annoying sometimes, but imagine how dreadfully boring things would probably be otherwise. Nobody likes that. Keep the spark alive, keep living, keep being weird. Date a dork.
What’s the funniest thing your partner has ever done? How did you react to it?
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