How did the universe come to be? Is there any purpose for our being here? What is the meaning of life? Did Kevin eat the last sleeve of Oreos again, because so help me God, Kevin…
These are the questions that humankind has been pondering since for always, and we’re unlikely to stop anytime soon. But if you get tired of pondering the big things, maybe give your mind a break and allow it to ponder some little things for a while. Things like these tweets, which will truly give you something to chew on indeed.
10. Why have you forsaken me?
This is a modern Proverb.
who is more forsaken than the person on the group text who writes the last thing & everyone suddenly decides to stop responding
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 22, 2021
9. How far can we go?
Were you being super obnoxious?
I’m guessing you were being super obnoxious.
You honestly have to respect my lyft driver who did NOT drive me to my destination, but rather stopped before it and simply said, “no more”
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) May 23, 2021
8. Shall we return to nature?
God gave us the chemicals that we used to make the new different chemicals, just use ’em already.
As summer approaches, I feel it is my civic duty to tell you your natural deodorant does not work.
— Ego Nwodim (@eggy_boom) May 25, 2021
7. Where are we now?
We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.
dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn
— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) May 21, 2021
6. Who’s home is this?
Way to go, girl.
snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) May 25, 2021
5. Is he mine?
There’s enough to go around!
I met my amazing husband in my 30s on OkCupid and you can too! I don’t think he ever deleted his profile
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 25, 2021
4. Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
These are the questions worth asking.
journalism is hilarious ppl just go to places and starting asking like “hey what the fuck is going on here”
— meg (@simpstunning) May 24, 2021
3. Was he truly great?
This would rewrite history.
what if f scott fitzgerald came back up to earth and said “it’s pronounced jatsby” and left
— anja (@internetanja) May 22, 2021
2. What’s the effect?
To each their own, I suppose.
its interesting how some girls can pull off cornrows and make it look so chic. cus i just be lookin like a point guard.
— qikz (@QianaYana) May 26, 2021
1. How much is this gonna cost?
“How hard can it be?” – famous last words
Soooo my husband just came crashing through the attic of our new home today after I told him to leave the work up there to the professionals and I—
Anyway, how is your day going? 🥲 pic.twitter.com/m8h6g9EdYe
— Kelsey Byrd, DO, MBS (@KMurryByrdDO) May 27, 2021
There’s a lot to ponder there. These tweets may keep me busy for quite a while, check back in later.
What’s your favorite tweet that you’ve seen recently?
Tell us about it in the comments.