If you’ve ever in your life met even a single dog that you did not love I’d ask you to seriously consider the possibility that perhaps YOU are the problem.

Because it’s probably not them. Not the floofers. The woofers. The boopy-snoot boopers. They are innocent and pure and all that is right with this world.

You need proof? Cause we got it right here. In meme form.

10. Dog gone

They can’t even read but they get the gist.

9. Shut up

“I know how this goes. I go out to watch a bird and then you make me homeless forever.”

8. Very aware

Everyone step back from this ferocious creature, I need him all to myself.

7. Home again, home again

I wish I could be as excited about anything as a dog is about everything.

6. Complete treat

Did you step on a tail? No worries, there’s a quick fix for that.

5. The drop

How could I have betrayed myself this way?

4. Paws for reflection

This boi is taking “play dead” to a whole new level.

3. The evening’s entertainment

He’s just trying to keep you informed on current events.

2. New tech

He’s compatible with none of my favorite apps and I don’t care in the slightest.

1. Remember, remember

Some things in life are just a little more important than others.

And there you have it, proof positive that every dog is good and good alone. I will not be taking any questions or criticisms at this time.

What’s your dog like, and why are the best?

Tell us in the comments.