The thing that I find so unpleasant about interacting with people is that they’re all peoply and personish. Yanno what I mean? It’s gross.

Memes, on the other hand, have none of the flaws of humanity. They are made by us, but they are not us. And we don’t have to talk to them. Or shower before we see them.

They’re great. Memes are great.

Here are ten to look at right now instead of talking to homo sapiens.

10. Dry as a bone

I don’t know who this is but it reminds me of the dying little alien in the original Men in Black.

9. Under the me

Abandon hope ye who are cheese.

8. Wasted potential

I keep gettin’ drunker, they stay the same buzzed.

7. Make me melt

The whole night has led to this one incredible moment.

6. And we LIKED IT

“And then we’d go sleep in the forest for weeks at a time, just for fun.”

5. Face the facts

I’m not sure this is the kind of fame he’s been pining for.

4. Baby steps

I’ve tried thing-doing, it wasn’t my style.

3. Answering the call

Why would you do this to me? What did I ever do to you?

2. Nug love

The cool thing is that I’m slowly making peace with it.

1. Shorty got low

“Do you have any items that cost zero money? Asking for a friend.”

If you have to have any non-meme related interactions today, I’m truly sorry to hear that, and wish you the best of luck.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.