So, true story, I just a few days ago moved into my own place for the first time in my entire life. I don’t super duper wanna say how old I am, but suffice it to mention that I’m…older than the average person is when striking out without a roommate for the first time in their lives.
I’ve shared lots of different places with lots of different people. Some of them are perfectly pleasant, others are awful, most are somewhere in between.
10. Off the cup
What kind of awful monster…
9. The juice is loose
A fool and his money are soon partied.
8. Pot heads
If that ain’t the most inefficient, inconvenient thing I’ve ever seen…
7. On the tube
On top of that, he rolLED IT THE WRONG WAY.
6. Divide and conquer
This is the sort of conversation that might be reasonable in, say, a marriage, but a roommate situation? Nah, man.
Just wait ’till he tried to heat those tots up in the microwave.
4. Hair today, gone tomorrow
Um…why are they so short and curly…
3. Share the wealth
I’m gonna guess this is in NYC.
2. Control freak
Remotes are like $10 brand new, I think you’ll be fine.
1. Getting panned
Well, now it’s just a war of the wills.
Love ’em or hate ’em, most of us have to have roommates at some point, because, yanno, the economy was handed to us in ruins. So you might as well learn to laugh about ’em!
What’s the worst roommate story you’ve got?
Tell us in the comments.