There’s a book I’ve been meaning to pick up called 8 Keys to Eliminating Passive-Aggressiveness. The thing is, it costs money, which is a thing I’m not made of, and thus I would not like to pay for it.
Instead, I think I’ll get the same education the free way – by browsing around the internet in search of instances of passive-aggressive behavior so that I can use them to learn what to do in order to avoid it.
And wouldn’t ya know it, I found more than 8. So here are my special new and improved 10 Keys to Eliminating Passive-Aggressiveness. I hope you find them as helpful and life-changing as I did.
10. Don’t eat if you can’t commit
Sounds like you’re living with your mom but OK.
9. Always close what you open
I just wanna talk.
8. Be careful what you wear
Aw, thank you so m-hey, wait a minute.
7. Don’t drive too close
No, really, this is my fault, I’m sure.
6. Seriously STOP DRIVING SO CLOSE
No need to get all religious about it.
5. Pay for your music
It’s funny because an industry is dying.
4. Keep your teeth
Maybe that should go without saying?
3. Careful where you toss
Your sins will ketchup to you.
2. Clean up after your dog
1. Check the whole list
Come on, MAC AND CHEESE PLEASE!
Not sure if I can turn just that into a best-selling book, but that’s never stopped anyone from trying.
What’s the dumbest passive-aggressive thing you’ve seen lately?
Tell us in the comments, fam!