Depending on where you get your info, apparently the number of American adults living with roommate(s) has gone up by somewhere around 10% in the last 20 years. At this rate, in a mere 140 years, every single person will have at least one roommate.
10. Shirt happens
What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine.
9. Foiled again
What exactly were they using it for?
8. Dolla dolla bills
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say your roommate is a stripper.
7. Meal time!
That looks like it’s been caked on for weeks.
6. Empty inside
When you literally have way too much chill.
5. Very driven
I think what you’re looking for is a chauffeur. Or…yanno, just a car.
4. The thin line
But think of what she’s doing for the environment.
3. Water, water everywhere
He’s building an army of bottles and you’ll rue the day you laughed at them.
2. Back in the tube
I feel like I should call the police but I’m not sure what to report once I do.
1. Knife to meet you
Do the dishes? Sure, I’ll take a stab at it.
We’ve all had bad roommates, hopefully most of us haven’t experienced any quite this bad. For those who have, godspeed to all of you.
What’s the worst roommate story you’ve got?
Tell us in the comments… if you dare!