And I’m not talking about your typical bad political take or unhinged conspiracy nonsense, I’m talking about when someone expresses a thought so ludicrous and logically inconsistent you wonder if they might actually be from another dimension.
I’m talking about a sentiment so irrational that you feel compelled to have a quality print made of it so you can mount it in a museum and just sort of marvel at its chaotic beauty.
Here are ten such instances. Read them at your own risk.
10. Origin stories
We need to have the talk.
i was adopted but ok https://t.co/MMn8cBmM6S
— #Trump2016 (@meninistasshol1) May 8, 2016
9. Happy birthday!
The American education system, everyone.
Wow, o can't believe America is 2020 years old today!!! 🤠😎
— Eric (@ericmerriman2) July 4, 2019
8. It’s a sign
And why would you be celebrating it?
How tf do you change a zodiac sign?
— n-nyah ✌😔 (@steaknshakeslut) July 18, 2020
7. Never forget
Giraffes* are herbivores but they could still stomp you out no problem.
Are you the elephant? https://t.co/5YeT2DCBYv
— Alawi (@alawiabdul) August 27, 2020
6. New revelations
I think we need to discuss how palindromes work.
Maybe they do need to reopen the schools. 🥴 https://t.co/SuAWX5IxCT
— THOMAS J. LIVE™ (@ThomasJ_) July 16, 2020
5. Do the math
It took me three reads of this tweet just to understand how he got there.
Somebody born in 2020 will see the year 3000 when they’re 80. That’s wild. That's wild 👁👁👁
— justin fields QB1 (@ELITEbreak_) January 1, 2020
4. Back up
Seriously does NOBODY on Twitter know what a palindrome is?
I just realized 2020 is 2020 backwards 😳
— Broke (@basedsayian) August 6, 2017
3. Opposites attract
Well you’re just really bad at being a vegan, then.
Yes I’m vegan. Yes I eat meat. We exist. 😤
— Trisha (@mckibbenator123) February 27, 2018
2. Turns out…
I’m 100% that lady who birthed you in a hospital.
Why do the woman never have to take a DNA test to see if it’s their child?
— ₽₽™ ➐ (@PlasticPereyra) September 13, 2019
1. Side by side
Well, consider me bike curious.
I have two sides…. the nicest girl you’ll ever meet😸… and twisted fucking cycle path 👺……..
— Sinferna (@withthedraco) September 30, 2018
These hilarious tweets truly are marvelous, aren’t they? Some of them might be trolling for all I know, but there are many which I believe are just…sincerely…bonkers.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen posted lately?
Tell us in the comments.