All day, every day, all around you, people are just posting stuff to the internet. It used to be difficult. You used to have some crazy huge and expensive contraption that nobody else in your family even knew how to use, taking advantage of landlines to dial into message boards occupied by exactly four nerds.
But now? Anybody can just put whatever, whenever.
And we’re all better off for it. I think. Cause we get funny stuff like this!
Let’s go, kids!
10. Totally extreme
The fact that I’m alive is a miracle.
Driving before your windshield defrosts when you're running late. https://t.co/g58bI58YP7
— Emma (@EmmaManahan) January 15, 2018
9. Talk the talk
Train them up in the way they should go.
ME: i trained this chicken to talk
HER: let's see
ME: what's a male deer
ME: how much is 200 pennies
CHICKEN: buck buck
HER: this sucks
ME: it gets better
CHICKEN: it gets way better, Karen
— alien skier, esq (@clichedout) April 29, 2019
8. Eat in peace
Well, we all sure found out the joys of this in 2020, didn’t we?
Some people dont understand that sitting in your own house alone in peace, eating snack and minding your own buisness is fucking PRICELESS
— beakla_Jatt | #isupportfarmers (@jattisjattsaleo) February 11, 2019
7. A big difference
God, looking back, it’s true. It’s all true.
When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
— Matt Okine (@mattokine) October 26, 2018
6. That pinches
You’re gonna murder this crab in front of me now, aren’t you?
RT traependergrast: nature documentary: you now have an emotional attachment to this crab
documentary: do u promise to love him
— bil (@yeolski) March 18, 2019
5. Your move
The Bishop strikes again!
I can move diagonally on this floor. pic.twitter.com/3HU8bER8uK
— + Mark O'Connell (@rfkram) November 27, 2020
4. Sharing is Karen
Who does she speak too when she’s upset? A mirror?
She became the very thing she swore to destroy pic.twitter.com/LYlAIiFZsr
— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) November 25, 2020
3. Silent night, holy crap
The bottom right looks elegant, everything else is just silly.
Last night I discovered “minimalist nativity sets” and I am WEEPING pic.twitter.com/XuRoGq8i1v
— Kirby Jones (@kejones_) December 5, 2020
2. Spice up your life
That’s it, we’re done here, shut the whole internet down.
1. Sonic booms
Those of you who are old enough to remember are scarred enough to never forget.
So get out there and post away, my fellow internet friends and fiends! You never know if an amusing thing you have to say might just make someone else’s day.
Where’s your favorite place to post? What platform? What board?
Tell us in the comments!