I’m not sure what it is that’s in us guys that makes us look at our girlfriends/wives and say “I’m gonna do something absolutely ridiculous to her right now.”
It’s a compulsion. We can’t help it. Maybe it’s a love language for some of us, maybe it’s a need for adventure, maybe we just desperately need attention and this is the way we’ve learned we can obtain it. I dunno, I’m no psychologist. All I know is that the male S/Os in these Reddit posts sound like my kind of guys.
10. Mr. Clean
A man like this you should never make your ex.
9. In bloom
How much did this cost and where can I get one and how fast will it ship to me?
8. Housekeeping Management
Well, crisis averted, I suppose?
7. Baby face
Great, now when there’s a REAL zombie outbreak she won’t believe you.
6. A quality pour
Keep looking, you’ll get it after a minute.
5. Party animals
If I knew it was safe to get a cat drunk I would 100% do it.
4. Taking precautions
He’s been waiting a very long time for this.
3. Peeking in
As you can see, this entire thing has been thoroughly peer reviewed.
2. Still life
At least she looks reasonably happy. Is that a remote or a burrito in her hand?
1. Witness protection
Facebook be like “Ohemgee he’s so BEAUTIFUL!”
In both life and love there’s really no point without humor. Here’s to the annoyingly funny folks who we all adore.
What’s the funniest thing your partner has ever done?
Tell us in the comments.