Oh boy, it’s my favorite time again! Twitter time! Time for tweets! And the twits who write those tweets!
Sorry, I just get so excited. It’s not every day that you get to scroll a collection of funny tweets. Oh, what’s that? I’m being told it actually IS every day that I get to do this. I’m being told that it’s pretty much all I do. I’m being told I need to get out into that big bad world and really make something of myself. Ok, thanks for the tip, mystery voice!
Anyway, while I’m figuring that out, you should enjoy these 10 hilarious tweets just for fun.
10. Devil’s advocate
“I don’t hold horrible opinions, I just feel the need to constantly defend them in theory, for some reason.”
“let me play devil’s advocate for a quick second ” pic.twitter.com/6DULzSoQNr
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) November 25, 2020
9. One by one
Well jeepers Pedro, that’s the evilest thing I can imagine.
I’m tired of being the single friend, so I bought these to leave in all my boys cars so they can get into an argument with they girl 😒 pic.twitter.com/k3VTrwq3RP
— pedro (@WolfOfDallass) November 24, 2020
8. Meet me in the middle
I dub thee very clever.
they have the same middle name too wow https://t.co/KGLUGdEg6d
— golden hates cops (@GOLDENCGP) November 28, 2020
7. Reaction time
It’s called being a lurker and it is a proud tradition.
Y’all be in group chats just reacting to shit. Ok ferb 💀
— ً (@FreeN1K) November 25, 2020
6. Light of my life
I just know they’re having a party in there when I can’t see them.
8 year old me tryna see what the fridge looks like closed pic.twitter.com/JDYMUqwG3u
— Jaidan (@jaidvn) November 27, 2020
5. Foam to the dome
My dad was a PE teacher and these littered our garage.
ok but why was there always a bite taken outta these? 😭 pic.twitter.com/MAMH2dzLyl
— SQØØF.🧧 (@vsqoof) November 27, 2020
4. Season’s greetings
Put the candy in the basket and nobody gets hurt.
— Unvirtuous Abbey (@UnvirtuousAbbey) November 26, 2020
3. To be exact
If we get it down to the second then SURELY we’ll achieve inner peace and know ourselves.
“What time were you born EXACTLY call ur mom” pic.twitter.com/eU6MUBXpAH
— Tupac Reincarnated (@astr0l0gyjunkie) November 26, 2020
2. Tough times
It’s cool, we can use this sink as a nursery.
people my age aren't having a lot of kids because one of our 9 roommates usually objects
— Amy, Mothman Festival Queen (@cableknitjumper) November 25, 2020
1. The nose knows
This meme just gets better and better.
— Asshleighh ✨ (@ashleigh_tgc) November 24, 2020
And with that, Tweet time ends. Until the next tweet time starts. Which should be any minute now…
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