Hey sorry if this is too personal a question but are you like, in the bathroom right now? It’s cool if you are, I’m not here to judge. In fact, I do it all the time, and what I like to have alongside me for a nice long potty sit are some good tweets to read.
So in the spirit of all that, I hope you like these tweets?
And I hope your um…session goes well.
10. Oy, mate
I was gonna say I’m pretty sure that’s Adam Driver but to each their own.
Idk how to explain it but this cat looks British pic.twitter.com/18YwLijpSI
— Sarah 🤍 (@skadumi28) December 9, 2020
9. Special effects
Well, if you can’t celebrate the little things…
my mom just learned how to use text effects lol pic.twitter.com/K0Pi1IcOmo
— milk (@milkinhisbag) April 14, 2020
8. An explosion of flavor
He appears to be surprised, but not in the least bit sorry.
My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb pic.twitter.com/uCNJ8plZ5E
— Marty 🦘 (@smartyy) October 19, 2020
7. Wall to wall
Cool cool cool cool, you’re gonna need to go ahead and move out immediately.
My sister moved into a new house and found this in the wall of her basement pic.twitter.com/37cHIxQmvN
— The Only Living Dead Girl in New York (@missjellinsky) December 2, 2020
How come nobody in Star Wars has ever said those words together?
when someone says the title of the movie in the movie pic.twitter.com/8iqOQkjttF
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) April 5, 2020
5. Screening process
Oh cool now I’m sad about everything, thanks.
another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week
— Delia Cai (@delia_cai) November 22, 2020
4. Highway hypnosis
How are any of us even alive at this point?
me forgetting that i exist while i’m driving pic.twitter.com/ZT0dg1Dtbx
— Cupid’s Nut ♥ (@damn_lui) September 5, 2020
3. Lawless times
I mean, Google exists so just better hope they don’t check anything.
there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that
— jacky (@JackWilliamRtF) November 18, 2020
2. A great personality
I had to learn how to cope with it all somehow.
“you’re so funny” thanks i did not have sex in high school
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) September 4, 2020
1. Nun of your business
Dude I would have so many questions, that is a thoroughly trippy episode.
What's your weakest claim to fame? I once dated the cousin of someone who played a cat nun on Doctor Who.
— Steve O'Brien (@MrsSteveMOBrien) November 2, 2020
Don’t forget to wash your hands when you’re done. Also, other people need to use the room, you should probably get up now.
What’s your favorite thing to scroll through in the bathroom?
Tell us in the comments.