Your wedding night is supposed to be the most romantic evening ever, right? Flowers, champagne, chocolate… blah, blah, blah and more blah blah.
Yeah, I mean, you could compare your life to the movies and all of those romance novels you’ve read OR you could get with reality and understand that people are all different, and there’s no ONE way to experience this night.
Still, there are some people who have some pretty hilarious and head-turning confessions they posted on Whisper, including this first one.
1. So wait… you let him do it?
Time to set up some boundaries, girl!
2. How old were you?
And when did you finally sleep alone with your husband?! I’m so confused.
3. I’m sure he was really pleased with this.
Sloppy isn’t s*xy. Always remember that.
4. Isn’t this grounds for divorce in some countries?
Nobody should be forced to do it, but good lord…
5. So… are you telling me you can’t do it without making a lot of noise?
I hope that’s what you’re telling me. Otherwise, this is just sad.
6. Oh come on…
Just HIS sperm? That can’t be true.
7. I can see paradise by the dashboard’s light…
But… you couldn’t find a Target? 😀
8. Awwww… this one is kind of cute.
Hopefully you DID have s*x the next day, though.
9. It took THAT long to clean it all up?
That must have been a huge dog.
10. Whenever I hear stories like this, my jaw drops.
How can you leave your bride alone like this? Craziness.
11. Okay, this one is hilarious.
Sometimes you just have to have a taco.
Okay, so that last one about Taco Bell… can we all admit that sometimes food is more important than s*x? In fact, food can absolutely lead to s*x. So just make sure everybody’s well fed first.
Alright, so what stories made your lol? Let us know in the comments!
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