You know when you’re having a conversation and you think of the absolute perfect response…the next morning while you’re taking a shower? And then you get super mad and you wish you had a time machine just so you could go back and lay it all down in the moment but it would be super weird to go try to talk to that person at this point so you just let it go?
Makes you pretty jealous of the people on Twitter who just seem to have the perfect response lined up all the time.
Like these folks.
11. Ice cold
Mad props to McDonald’s for leaving the tweet up even after getting owned that hard.
When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm
— Wendy's (@Wendys) November 24, 2017
10. Under my umbrella
“I enjoy walking around soggy all day LIKE A GROWN UP.”
You supposed to become waterproof after you turn 18 or something? Lol https://t.co/5DhAZnXrPH
— Jordon (@_jharold) April 11, 2017
9. Prove it
Come one man, you’re ruining the mooooood.
name one cow you're friends with https://t.co/YFNAdVIFi2
— Alfons (@Alfons52068917) March 6, 2017
8. Graduation time
I have the same answer.
— 🎶🎵 NewSide EP 🎵🎶 is out on all platforms (@OwnDoctor) February 22, 2020
7. More power to ya
I think it’s because you reactivate the chemical reaction occuring the batteries but idk.
why does it work after you slap it tho? https://t.co/yv1CDFvjlH
— Claudius (@xclaudius) June 5, 2020
6. Netflix and no chill
Can we turn off his commentary, please?
well its on there now if u wanna ruin it for everyone, neil https://t.co/Q99TMgmfzZ
— Netflix (@netflix) April 13, 2018
5. Nothing better
When your robot pal is gettin’ ready to make it rain.
— Demiurge (@2Skyf_Makwerro) February 29, 2016
4. Super kinky
Ok but like name something more realistic.
Sleep for more than 8 hours RT @Demigodace: Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom 👀
— ColtonJulius (@funnyjulius) March 4, 2017
3. It’s a sign
Are you living in a Final Destination movie?
girl it sound like he tryna kill u https://t.co/Bx1JJuILPm
— mitchie geiger (@mitchiegeiger) June 24, 2016
2. No hablo this
I had to read it like three times before it clicked.
Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish. https://t.co/G0eKWgepD5
— derk (@clitsville) July 22, 2017
1. Tickets, please
Absolutely legendary burn.
— Kuhny (@AdamMKuhn) February 6, 2019
I can’t think of the perfect way to end this list. But I will later. In the shower. And then I’ll be maaaaad.
What’s the best response you’ve heard lately?
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