You know that feeling when you’ve just created or encountered a moment so awkward that you wish you could spontaneously mutate into some sort of tropical tortoise so you could hide away in your shell and live in seclusion on an island forever, the last of your kind? Well, turns out Twitter is full of moments like that.

Cringe and laugh along. It’s quite a ride.

11. Cute stories

I mean I’ll bet she would probably still let you though if you asked nice enough.

10. Right to the chase

This is why calling your parents is overrated.

9. Hang tight

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

8. The truth comes out

Sounds like you both had a very bad time.

7. Come on, Becky

Yeah, you oop. You oop harder than anybody’s oop’ed before.

6. Sub-par

Bruh you need to change your identity and move to Scotland or something after that.

5. Cradle to the grave

Oh come on they should have LED with that.

4. It’s own reward

Or maybe that was his plan B all along?

3. Swipe back

Oh god I hope they had to sit next to each other on the flight.

2. Checking out

Ah. Well, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go deposit myself in the vault forever.

1. A dry spell

Little girls are just the most twisted creatures, I swear.

This list made me cringe so hard I had to read parts of it with my fingers blocking my face like a horror movie. Still. Pretty entertaining.

What awkward moment have you encountered recently?

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