Audacitynoun – a willingness to take bold risks.

Audacity – noun – rude or disrespectful behavior; impudence.

THE Audacityproper noun – the thing that the most unbelievable jerks and idiots bring to the table while the rest of us are just trying to have a good time on the internet.

E.G.:

12. “A small way of saying thank you.”

Do you also think you should get a senior discount because your grandma is old?

11. “With all his family members.”

Man. If you give a deer a cookie…

10. “I have over 1000 subscribers!”

Unless you have a surprise viral hit, any channel with ~1,000 subscribers is probably pulling in <100 views per video.

9. “It is dead.”

What a tragedy. Who could possibly have foreseen this?

8. “Help my child learn.”

This is a full time job – likely an overtime job. So $200/week would come out to something like $4 per hour.

7. “The horrible.”

You and I have very different standards for what constitutes horrible.

6. “I’d prefer if you just didn’t respond.”

Social media has melted all of our brains and there’s no coming back.

5. “BUT CALM!”

Show me a single person interested in this non-paying job and I will show you a murderer.

4. “Need to pay for travelling expenses yourself.”

Oh boy! A job where I lose money? Sign me up!

3. “I’ve spent my life savings on this wedding.”

Well, that was incredibly stupid and short-sighted of you.

2. “Livid.”

I honestly can’t tell whether or not this one is a troll.

1. “She is for sale.”

Oh. It took me like 5 years to pay off my small car and that was with help from family but…ok…

Can you feel it? The audacity? It’s radiating to the back of the room.

What’s some audacity you’ve encountered lately?

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