I’ve got a real problem here.
So far so good, you might say. But wait. There’s a catch.
In order for me to construct a list of puns, I need to provide my own witty commentary in the form of a title and a subtitle for each item. A joke on a joke on a joke. A pun on a pun on a pun. It’s too much. It’s too overwhelming.
My solution is this: I will provide commentary in the form of an anti-pun. No jokes from me. I will just spell out exactly what is happening. We begin:
Because they’re iguana’s, you see.
The creature is in fact, a baked facsimile.
Such an individual may not be aware of the rate the auctioneer had reached.
The missing limb is now dead tissue, is the joke.
Such devices are typically composed primarily of hay, a homophone of “hey.”
7. Gas money
Gas is found in both cars and human butts.
Spirit may refer either to attitude or supernatural essence of a person’s being.
These are literally the functions of an elevator.
“School” is the collective noun for fish.
The human body contains several of these spooky bois.
2. Solar eclipse
Such an eclipse occurs when our home star, the sun, is blocked from our perspective by the moon.
The luggage appears to sport a discontented face, in a classic case of pareidolia.
I believe fun has been achieved. Congratulations, everyone. It has been a pleasure working with you.
What’s the best/worst pun you know?
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