I remember when I was a kid there was a show on TV called Living Single. It was flashy and exciting and funny and featured attractive people getting into all sorts of wacky situations and generally just having their best lives.
Then I got older and learned what actually living single was like.
It is not wacky TV times. It’s more like these tweets.
12. Worm your way in
Hey we’ve all been there, stop whining.
— ArnoldSantos (@arnoldcam) October 12, 2017
11. Night and day
Just wait till you see what happens when you level up.
If you wanna date me you also have to date drunk me and that's the real challenge
— 🄺🄰🅈🄻 (@kay_demo) March 30, 2020
10. Talk the talk
Can we just make this question illegal? If I’ve got something to tell you, I’ll tell you.
Family: so are you dating anyone?
Me: *looking around everywhere* are you talking to me?
— lyndsss💖 (@lindzzisabelle) July 21, 2014
9. Love me tinder
Sorry I cannot do the thing, I have the sad.
Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting
— Rebecca T. Kaplan (@RebeccaTKaplan) December 8, 2020
8. Where’s love?
That’s me in the corner.
Dating apps: Upload several clear & recent photos of yourself
The four pictures guys upload: pic.twitter.com/kA9oZJvXKn
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) November 19, 2020
At least he remembered that you ingest food?
My ex left a ziploc bag of banana laffy taffy on my door step with a note that says "I know you always said I didn't listen to you but I still remember your favorite laffy taffy flavor".
My favorite laffy taffy flavor is strawberry.
— 🖤Megan🖤 (@Flanjam) December 14, 2020
6. Infinity pool
What’s the buzz?
Dating pool? More like mosquito-breeding stagnant puddle.
— Miko’s a VVitch (@luckinspades) November 6, 2020
5. Poor reflections
This is really on you, if you think about it.
i have the worst taste in men. if i ever liked you please work on yourself
— bri 🦡 (@brilzulu) December 3, 2020
4. Existential crisis
He should be more considerate next time.
Very rude of my boyfriend to not exist
— reesh (@KrisJennerTD) April 6, 2019
3. Rock alone
I, too, am a large inflammatory ball of gas.
Don’t be scared to rock alone The Sun alone everyday and still shine
— 👑King Weezy (@Amos_Louis) January 2, 2020
2. Crushing it
She’s the only person I’m doing any of this garbage for anyway.
Instagram should let you extend stories until your crush has seen it
— Laurent Perrier (@itslaurentbtw) December 9, 2020
1. Wine about it
Give me one good riesling not to.
Stop enforcing the idea that you need to be in a relationship to be happy sometimes you just need more wine
— Andrea Raffle (@andrearaffIe) December 10, 2015
If you’re living single right now, I hope it’s more like the show, and less like the memes. But either way, you do you. Maybe literally.
What’s your best piece of relationship advice you think everyone should follow? Also, why haven’ you followed it, single person?
Tell us in the comments. Thanks!