Relationships. What are they? What are they made of? Are they a candy of some kind? We may never know.
These are mysteries that have plagued man and dog alike for as long as we’ve been getting plagued by things. Some say it’s a mystery we’re not meant to know. Others say “I’m hungry” and go get a snack and forget what we were talking about.
To help us get a slightly better understanding how they work, let’s turn to Twitter, shall we?
12. Make a plan
Wow is “super duper churchy” just not even a thing anymore?
the four wedding themes are mumford & sons, money, beach vacation, and gender
— dima kronfeld (@dimakronfeld) October 14, 2020
11. Bedroom eyes
I don’t know who made this rule, actually. Seems…unnecessary?
Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 16, 2020
It’s illegal to pass by them without acknowledging their existence.
you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows
— míkey motorcykey (@Tallboi_Icedtea) November 8, 2020
9. The yaps
Just wait until he gets that second dose.
My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine
— Emaperidol (@Emaperidol) December 16, 2020
8. Vitamin Me
I mean, you don’t wanna overdose.
IM LAUGHING pic.twitter.com/rDWM3fBjS0
— alexa🦋 (@alexa_elsharrak) September 22, 2020
7. Those eyes
How could anyone resist?
girls using🥺: guys using🥺: pic.twitter.com/SqAw6pG0jJ
— tatbsad. (@heluvtat) September 22, 2020
6. Flip the switch
I just need spaaaaaace to sleeeeeep.
Oh you just flipped over to face away from me in bed? Interesting I didn’t know we’d broken up
— Veronica Kwiatkowski (@veronicakallday) September 14, 2020
5. Book ’em
Bruh you could spend your whole life in here and not finish off even one wall.
Girls don’t want boys, girls want the huge library from Beauty and the Beast pic.twitter.com/kzcib7q1pf
— terry (@sherlockify) October 16, 2020
4. Here we go
Millennials will chart out the position of every heavenly body before they’ll develop a personality.
— t-yan (@ovotiann) November 2, 2020
3. Too much
Yeah, no, I don’t even know what this is but I don’t like it.
this ever happen at a party i’m at i’m leaving https://t.co/ow72A3gIDW
— blm brando (@brandopvpi) November 23, 2020
2. Grill ’em
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
U cannot make this shit up yo pic.twitter.com/gRTs04xJoC
— tan (@mytanhat) September 12, 2020
1. A tall order
They grow up so fast.
I cannot stress how fucking stupid it feels as a 5'9+ chick sitting on a dudes lap, like you feel like one of those Great Danes that doesn't understand it's not a puppy anymore except it's infinitely less cute
— Rowdy Roddy Diaper (@PissJugTycoon) July 1, 2020
I think I might understand relationships a little bit better now.
They’re some kind of couch, right? Like furniture or something?
What do you think relationships are?
Tell us in the comments.