Relationships. What are they? What are they made of? Are they a candy of some kind? We may never know.

These are mysteries that have plagued man and dog alike for as long as we’ve been getting plagued by things. Some say it’s a mystery we’re not meant to know. Others say “I’m hungry” and go get a snack and forget what we were talking about.

To help us get a slightly better understanding how they work, let’s turn to Twitter, shall we?

12. Make a plan

Wow is “super duper churchy” just not even a thing anymore?

11. Bedroom eyes

I don’t know who made this rule, actually. Seems…unnecessary?

10. Cows

It’s illegal to pass by them without acknowledging their existence.

9. The yaps

Just wait until he gets that second dose.

8. Vitamin Me

I mean, you don’t wanna overdose.

7. Those eyes

How could anyone resist?

6. Flip the switch

I just need spaaaaaace to sleeeeeep.

5. Book ’em

Bruh you could spend your whole life in here and not finish off even one wall.

4. Here we go

Millennials will chart out the position of every heavenly body before they’ll develop a personality.

3. Too much

Yeah, no, I don’t even know what this is but I don’t like it.

2. Grill ’em

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

1. A tall order

They grow up so fast.

I think I might understand relationships a little bit better now.

They’re some kind of couch, right? Like furniture or something?

What do you think relationships are?

Tell us in the comments.