Do you ever feel like you’re less of a person and more of some sort of embodiment of awkwardness wearing an ill-fitted person suit like that bug guy from the beginning on Men in Black?
Do you ever get the impression that you completely unnecessarily interpret every single situation you come into contact with as weird, or that maybe it was normal and you made it weird?
Well then this list is for you.
Here are twelve incredibly awkward things for incredibly awkward people.
12. And many more
There’s no proper facial expression for this moment in a human life.
The most awkward thing that can ever happen to you is watching everyone sing happy birthday to you
— Gio β (@curlyheadgio) July 29, 2020
11. Bowl me over
“Sorry I did the bowling you guys, please don’t look at me.”
why is it so awkward walking back after u bowI in bowling
— connor m (@connorpsh) May 13, 2020
10. Get a pick-me-up
It’s that feeling of greeting someone without being able to actually greet them.
why is it so awkward walking to the car that someone is picking you up in
— tay (@taylorgeeeee) July 23, 2020
9. Lock picking
“I swear I know how doors work. I’ve done this before, I promise.”
why is it so awkward when someone drops you off and they wait for you to get into the house and your struggling to unlock the door
— ash α¦ (@aashleeyc_) July 2, 2020
8. Call waiting
Nobody wants to be the first to click that close button.
Is there a term for the awkward 7 seconds at the end of a Zoom after people have said their goodbyes but are still trying to leave the meeting? If not, there should be.
— ππππ πππππππππππππ γ (@MatTechEd) May 13, 2020
7. Ready or not
No. Please. It’s not my time. IT’S NOT MY TIME!
when the cashier says "i can help the next person" but ur still putting away ur change pic.twitter.com/PGO4akW6dZ
— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) March 15, 2016
6. Conversation starters
Honestly I think they do it for fun.
Why do dentists try to make a conversation with all their tools in your mouth like bro am I supposed to reply you with my nose?
— Aqib (@Tumharaabbu) May 30, 2018
5. Sharing is caring
I think I would disappear in a puff of cringe.
[watching a sex scene with my parents] You guys ever try that?
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) June 29, 2018
4. Higher ground
Nobody talk. Nobody move. Nobody fart.
Why is it that when you step into an elevator things become significantly more awkward? Eye contact is very much off limits.
— romyπ¦ (@romyreiner) February 3, 2019
3. Frozen treats
Never mind, I’ll just never drink anything for the rest of my life.
me: i should ask for a refill…
*waiter walking by*
my brain:
don't freeze
don't freeze
don't freezeme: pic.twitter.com/9R6KLRTLcE
— ΒΏalex? (@hoemoticon) November 15, 2018
2. The ultimate fight
Yes, I am a normal walking person who is perfectly capable of handling inclines, why do you ask?
Yβall ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders donβt hear you fighting for your life
— DeyoncΓ© (@deelalz) April 3, 2019
1. Good starts
And also with you.
[first date]
Me: *dont let them know how awkward i am*
Them: βnice weatherβ
Me: βthanksβ— IG: @griffinmuenchow (@MuenchowGriffin) August 25, 2018
Remember, if you wanna be a smooth operator, just follow this one tip: stay in bed and never talk to anybody.
What do you find weirdly awkward in life?
Tell us in the comments.