They say there’s a first time for everything, but there are certain everythings we’d all rather forget.
It's Hashtags time! Tweet out your funny or embarrassing first date story and tag it with #WorstFirstDate. Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) January 6, 2021
They could only use a few on the program itself, so here are some other favorites:
13. Netflix and chili
He’s some kind of terrible wizard, this guy.
We went back to my place and while we were in my room watching tv he magically pulled out 3 chili dogs from his backpack and proceeded to eat them, IN MY BED, balanced on his stomach. Never even offered me a bite. #worstfirstdate
— hannah holyoke (@HannahHolyoke) January 6, 2021
12. Step on the gas
I guess she was…saving the first time for someone special?
#WorstFirstDate I stopped at a gas station because she said she never pumped gas before, and she freaks out and is all like, “No! This is something special I want to do with my mom!” And I’m like, “Great. Does your mom want to meet us here? Cuz we still need gas.”
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) January 6, 2021
11. Pick a fight
I would nope out of there faster than anyone in the history of nopes.
He had scabs on his face and kept picking at them and flicking them on the table #WorstFirstDate
— Jacks 😷 (@Jacksnthebox) January 6, 2021
10. Dodged a bullet
Well, at least you’re not a deer?
At dinner he went into great detail about how to skin a deer. Afterward he took me to see Alien vs Predator and spent the entire movie spitting dip into an empty cup. In the car he tried to kiss me. I dodged the kiss so fast I bashed my head on the window. #WorstFirstDate
— Carrie McConnell (@flowertat2) January 9, 2021
9. Hooking up
These are things you probably need to mention in the profile.
Met his wife on the first date. Did not know he was married. #WorstFirstDate
— Andrea Collette (@collette_andrea) January 6, 2021
8. Shoot your shot
Yeah I need one for normal reasons, and I can’t get one myself, again, because of things that are very normal.
Asked me to buy him a gun. No second date. #worstfirstdate
— Jane Norris (@janenorr) January 6, 2021
7. Very rare
No sane human on this planet wants a well done steak.
He took me to a steakhouse and I ordered a medium rare steak. He insisted to the waitress that I wanted it well-done and probably didn’t realize what medium rare was. There was no second date. #WorstFirstDate
— ~Kate~ 🧚🏻♀️✨ (@WriterK8) January 6, 2021
6. Bottle it up
Yeah, that’s a red flag.
He finished the bottle of wine and then casually poured half of my 1st glass into his #worstfirstdate
— Lynt0d0 (@LynT0d0) January 6, 2021
5. Carry me away
Welp, at least you know right away.
#WorstFirstDate dude took me to an underground swingers bar. I had a cab to get me 2 minutes after walking in and the hostess said “let me show you our groping room”.
— Kelly McQuillian (@kmcquil1) January 6, 2021
4. This is how you remind me…
So, sounds like he was super over her, yeah?
I went on a first date with a guy who spent the whole time complaining about how his ex “screwed him over” then proceeded to cry and told me I reminded him of her. #WorstFirstDate
— Kaylinn (@Kaylinshaye) January 6, 2021
3. Shake on it
Are you even trying?
I was 5 min late for the movie, he got impacient and entered alone. We were at the same movie in different seats, at the end we met at the exit shook hands and left #WorstFirstDate
— Dan Serrano (@DanAlexSerrano) January 6, 2021
2. The third wheel
I wanna make sure nothing about this is any fun.
— Lauren Slone (@laurenmslone) January 6, 2021
1. Backup plans
Talk about 0 to 60.
He proposed in a mall food court. I wasn’t aware it was a date. He was still dating my best friend’s sister. When I mentioned that, he said he wanted my answer before dumping her. #WorstFirstDate
— Heather Ramsey (@QueenMomofSpart) January 6, 2021
I suppose I should count my blessings that I’ve never had to endure anything that bad.
What’s your worst first date story?
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