Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Savior Memes?
I promise it won’t take long. We just want to share the good news with you. And the good news is that we’ve got a bunch of memes.
We’ll just leave some of this literature with you to look over.
13. To the wind
If you’ve gotta compare yourself to somebody, maybe start here.
12. The orange glow
Aaaand now I have to buy new ones again.
11. Bad news
So I guess the security cameras WERE working.
10. Pressing issues
Without it, how can I confirm that I was actually born?
9. Cut me to the quick
You were supposed to protect me, not attack.
8. Clownin’ around
You know dang well there’s no excuse you can offer, might as well own it.
7. In the bag
This is the origin story we all need.
6. Classical burns
The music industry is cut throat, I know because I watched Whiplash.
5. Ghosts of hydration past
What’s even scarier is how long it’s actually been since I had any water.
4. I win
This game tears families apart and doesn’t even apologize.
3. Top surveillance
But my ‘grams are so cute now!
2. Taking a stand
Welp, guess I’m never gonna try that again.
1. Speed racer
He’s a demon on wheels!
Have we converted you to our meme religion yet?
If so, what should we call it?
Tell us in the comments.