Making whoppie at your parent’s house. You know that if you haven’t actually DONE this, you’ve at least thought about it.

And hey, some people actually go all in and do it on their parent’s bed. Which I think is REALLY weird.

Still, have I done it?

Yes. Yes I have.

In other words… I’m really weird.

So sit back, relax and unzip… wait, wrong blog… just read these confessions from Whisper.

Heh.

1. I don’t think that’s how bubbles work.

Noises? Is this person for real?

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2. Well, I hope you cleaned up.

Also, I hope you had a sandwich.

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3. What a douche.

Who does this?

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4. I like this story.

Because it ends with food.

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5. Oh… I doubt she minded.

Otherwise you probably would have heard from her.

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6. Those are REALLY small beds.

But that SNL song IS hilarious.

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7. Oh, they did not.

Don’t give yourself that much credit, jeez.

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8. My Dom sounds like you’re in the mob.

I know what it means, but that’s just funny to me. Happy Thanksgiving, btw!

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9. Are people not able to control their screaming when they’re f**king?

Asking for a friend…

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10. Looks like it’s mission accomplished.

Congrats!

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11. Haha, you got caught!

Dummy!

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12. Wow… I can’t believe you got away with that.

Lucky!

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13. Haha… “But it’s so good.”

Why is that? Because it’s naughty?

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Alright, so now that we’ve heard from all of those people… we want to hear from you!

Share your sneaky s*x secrets in the comments!

Thanks!