There’s always way too much going on on Twitter to keep up with it all, so little rundowns of recent stuff can be the perfect way to ensure that you didn’t miss anything great. And lucky you, we have such a rundown right here!
Enjoy these fourteen funny tweets you maybe haven’t seen yet!
14. Silver linings
Just go with the flow.
This was the best part of lockdown: pic.twitter.com/oDq051agG8
— 👻 (@suedepyjamas) September 19, 2020
13. Spill proof
Now what in the why is this.
this is a diva cup https://t.co/5d3kytjvpS
— jes tom 🌒💫 (@jestom) September 20, 2020
12. Oh snail yeah
I don’t know what you’re complaining about, that looks amazing.
woke up again pic.twitter.com/aTv0PcJUFQ
— loser ☆ (@tristehomo) September 18, 2020
11. Some restrictions apply
Did nobody in that room just stand up and go “Um, so, about that…”
thomas jefferson in 1776 when he wrote “all men are created equal” in the declaration of independence: https://t.co/ngmYqLEWUB
— carpet muncher 🧃 (@lesfemmefataIe) September 19, 2020
10. Mail call
We’d wait days for a low-resolution disc to come to our house and we just prayed it wasn’t scratched.
I SCREAMED 😂 pic.twitter.com/3N4jJ6ZC9p
— Rich Minuski, DC (@RMinuski) September 18, 2020
9. Stormy weather
This is more or less my family as well.
My mom always says to never talk politics or religion so every holiday season we all get together & compare weather apps until somebody cries
— Kimberly 🧜🏻♀️ Dinaro💲 (@KimberDin) September 20, 2020
8. For your consideration
The lengths some people won’t go to in order to gloat.
when you lose the emmy pic.twitter.com/ECkbGcoHBA
— ramy youssef (@ramy) September 21, 2020
7. Talk of the town
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
this year has been totally wild! why is no one talking about this?
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) September 19, 2020
6. Spooky times
Blessed be the fruit.
asking the govt if i can get my handmaid uniform early so i can wear it for halloween
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) September 19, 2020
5. Fruity goodness
You’re not just paying for an item, you’re paying for time.
A smoothie is not worth $14, but the cleanup of a blender is.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) September 21, 2020
4. Foreign films
You could translate this move into Latin and it wouldn’t make any less sense to me.
What if Donnie Darko was italian pic.twitter.com/o0CdVQmquH
— Dan Licata (@danlicatasucks) September 20, 2020
3. I hear you
It’s the haves and the have nots.
My landlord: your rent is late
— Brandon Follick (@follickacid) September 17, 2020
2. What a look
Very specific read but I’m not saying you’re wrong.
this man owns a bar in portland called 'Heaven Only Knows' and the only beer they have is a blackberry ipa served in a mason jar pic.twitter.com/5L2EG8Kxyu
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) September 20, 2020
1. Just a moment
I mean, what else is there to even look at?
“It’s so important to take a break from social media” -me having a long blink after hour 348 of being on my phone
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) September 19, 2020
There, now you’re all caught up. Except for the millions of new tweets that were created while you read those fourteen. Back to the hunt, I guess!
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