But definitely do look at these memes. They might just make you feel a little bit better.
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13. Phone it in
If you use two phones at once, you get paid double.
12. Wine and dine
Way to just break my heart in my own office but OK.
11. Laugh along
The pain of forced laughter cannot be overstated.
10. Late to the game
Demotion is coming.
9. Business time
Ah yes, let’s compare this business to our other business and synergize some business.
8. Blaze it
Come on, you’re gonna do it too and we all know it.
7. Give me a break
Call it a half day. Half a half day. Half a half a half?
6. One last thing
This needs to be made illegal through constitutional amendment.
5. I excel at work
Easier than figuring out all the formulas.
4. Mighty roar
Nevermind. I forgot I’m a coward.
3. Por favor
You’ll never catch me alive, Dave.
2. Pay up
This is some pretty simple math but it goes over a lot of heads.
1. Cash up front
This is perfect, we all need to start doing this all the time.
Ok now quick, close this window and pretend to get back to work.
What would you say to your boss if you knew there would be no repercussions?
Tell us in the comments.