White Claw was first introduced to market in 2016.
Since then it has somehow become more than just one more party option in the gas station fridge, it has become a culture. A way of life.
A mode of being that until now had no name. It has produced countless imitators. You yourself may have attempted a hard seltzer startup at some point in the last few years and not even known it, that’s how influential this beverage has been.
For more, here are tweets.
14. First claw
Here’s a crash course in what this drink is all about.
*drinks White Claw once* pic.twitter.com/L7w8Dny4MV
— Trevor Wallace (@TrevWall) June 26, 2019
13. Liar, liar
The can is blue.
— Toast (@McToastToast) July 31, 2019
12. It’s a miracle
His ways are not our ways.
Millennial Jesus turned seltzer into White Claw.
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 1, 2019
11. Smoke ’em if you got ’em
It’s not much, but it’s basic work.
A Whiteclaw in one hand, a fully charged juul in the other, a Chainsmokers song coming out of my airpods. My heart is full.
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) August 1, 2019
10. The hierarchy
Gotta build it all up from the bottom.
class of 23 advice! a well balanced diet is key to academic success so don’t forget your food pyramid!
/ white claw
/ juul pods
— The Black Sheep (@TheBlackSheep99) July 28, 2019
9. States of matter
This joke is the tweeting of sleeping.
White Claw is the vaping of drinking.
— Ryan Danley (@IsRidiculous) July 30, 2019
8. Best in show
Who is she?
i wanna be shown off like a White Claw in a sorority girl’s Instagram picture
— nicole (@nicole22___) July 29, 2019
7. The goblet of fire
The sorting hat got a little too wasted, I guess.
ain't whiteclaw the harry potter house
— nat “cops break laws to terrorize/intimidate” puff (@LeftAtLondon) July 22, 2019
6. Shake and Jake
The guy from State Farm?
Every white guy drinking White Claw: pic.twitter.com/yLGNBIS84g
— Jean-Antoine Watteau (@sadbutgoodboy) July 27, 2019
5. Zero chill
We’re comin’ for ya.
Fuck Netflix and chill. Let’s White Claw and break the law
— Sara Levine (@saralememe) July 30, 2019
4. Getting buzzed
But also if you have like nine of them you might feel tipsy, so.
White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.
— Danny (@DVN13L_) June 16, 2020
Gettin’ dunked and gettin’ drunk.
I now baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the holy whiteclaw pic.twitter.com/MufqGiafcG
— 🅱️ubano (@cubanocrisis) July 30, 2019
2. The complete package
Hit him up, unless you hate making money.
. @WhiteClaw = Target
Truly = Walmart
Still waiting for that sponsorship 😉 pic.twitter.com/3AOiiuvf4S
— Poldy (@TJPOLDERVAART) July 29, 2019
1. The first steps
We mustn’t forget those who came before us.
La Croix walked so that White Claw could run
— sarah thee tonin 🖤 (@sarahndipity18) July 21, 2019
Whether you love them or hate them, it’s hard not to have an opinion. I guess in that way, they’ve got their Claws in all of us.
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