I’ve had White Claw like twice in my life. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t great. It was light and inoffensive, like smooth jazz. Despite that being my personal take, there has developed an almost party cult around the hard seltzer, which gets expressed primarily in memes.

Here are fourteen memes to help us maintain a little claw and order.

14. Get it in ya

Ironically, this would result in a blood alcohol level so minimal as to not be noticed.

13. Alright alright alright

If at least one of these brands doesn’t hire him they’re crazy.

12. The real you

And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those partying kids.

11. Secret formula

The trick is to add more alcohol.

10. Sophisticated tastes

Very weird flex, but ok.

9. Doing my part

It’s an old family recipe, I really can’t give it to you.

8. Spice things up

With this, we can rule the world.

7. Enjoy

No flavor, low alcohol content, it’s the worst of both worlds!

6. Chew the fat

Still the most romantic line in cinematic history.

5. Paws for claws

That dog is long gone.

4. Speak my language

Brb, idc.

3. Saturday night live

Ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin’ claws.

2. Whisk me away

Hey, whatever floats your you.

1. The chosen one

Do these little guys still give anybody else the creeps or nah?

Whether you kick back with a claw or anything else, we hope you have a great evening. Stay wild out there.

What’s your opinion on White Claw?

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