I’ve had White Claw like twice in my life. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t great. It was light and inoffensive, like smooth jazz. Despite that being my personal take, there has developed an almost party cult around the hard seltzer, which gets expressed primarily in memes.
Here are fourteen memes to help us maintain a little claw and order.
14. Get it in ya
Ironically, this would result in a blood alcohol level so minimal as to not be noticed.
13. Alright alright alright
If at least one of these brands doesn’t hire him they’re crazy.
12. The real you
And I’d have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those partying kids.
11. Secret formula
The trick is to add more alcohol.
10. Sophisticated tastes
Very weird flex, but ok.
9. Doing my part
It’s an old family recipe, I really can’t give it to you.
8. Spice things up
With this, we can rule the world.
No flavor, low alcohol content, it’s the worst of both worlds!
6. Chew the fat
Still the most romantic line in cinematic history.
5. Paws for claws
That dog is long gone.
4. Speak my language
3. Saturday night live
Ain’t no laws when you’re drinkin’ claws.
2. Whisk me away
Hey, whatever floats your you.
1. The chosen one
Do these little guys still give anybody else the creeps or nah?
Whether you kick back with a claw or anything else, we hope you have a great evening. Stay wild out there.
What’s your opinion on White Claw?
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