Being an adult comes with a lot of freedoms, but also a lot of horrible nonsense and why does my back hurt all the time?

These are the things no one warns you about when they ask you what you wanna be when you “grow up.”

15. Forget about it

Hahahaha wait what was I laughing at just now?

14. Break it down

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.

13. Apply a coat

Yep, that’s me in a nutshell. Ooo, maybe I could hide in a nutshell?

12. The aging game

A while back I stretched wrong in the morning and couldn’t walk right for like a week.

11. Worst of both worlds


10. Fork you

It’s gonna be a long, hungry evening.

9. Pain and gain

Don’t be a barbarian, pour some milk on those things.

8. Haves and have nots

You’ve got it, but you know you’re really just borrowing it from someone else for a minute.

7. Just a number

Ya’ll need to start looking at the bigger picture on these things.

6. Broken record

And then you do it all again next week!

5. Pile on

It’s a surface level issue, but it still runs deep.

4. Bath time

When you need some kind of new thrill.

3. Call the doctor

Does this mean I need to talk to a human and admit how I’m living my life?

2. Click, click, boom

“Hello, this is God. We’ve been trying to reach you about your body’s extended warranty…”

1. Sock it to me

You mean I gotta bend all the way down?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go sort my various pills.

What’s the strangest thing about getting older in your opinion?

Tell us in the comments.