They say that healthy relationships are built on trust and respect. Mine have been built largely on memes and hot wings but I feel like that’s pretty close to the same thing.
Whatever, it works for us.
15. “Solution oriented”
This is the most polite possible way of saying “so what, you gonna cry about it?”
my boyfriend trying to be supportive pic.twitter.com/vkIGqO3kXV
— cassie cao (@thecassiecao) June 26, 2020
14. Set for life
The exes are learning. They’re evolving.
My brothers ex had been stealing our Netflix for the past two months now by disguising her account as “settings” and honestly I ain’t even mad. I’m just really disappointed in myself for actually believing that an account named “settings” would legitimately be Netflix settings pic.twitter.com/fSn3BSCcZh
— bruh (@bruhmaar) May 27, 2020
13. Take your pic
“It’s not a thing I wanted to do in the first place, so, thanks.”
Your girl after reviewing the pics you took of her pic.twitter.com/yD8eqeT1EU
— Rayan (@Bellaboy23) May 25, 2020
12. I high
I feel like there are ethical concerns at play here but also, I get it.
gf just got out of surgery pic.twitter.com/gPCnMEoe2i
— 24/7 war in your mind (@yoonogy) May 21, 2020
11. If you can bear it
Smokey looks shook to be next to that fire.
every straight couple pic.twitter.com/Yvwq7F8QxG
— suki (@desukidesu) September 6, 2020
10. Temper your expectations
I’m…not sure who I agree with in this scenario. Maybe nobody?
“Before I lose my temper” 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/EmOzIdt4hN
— Z (@zimsimmaa) May 3, 2020
So Google a recipe and learn somethin’, bro. Step up.
Day 27 of the quarantine:
All the restaurants and stores are still closed down. My girl has made chicken alfredo 21 times already. I asked her what else she knows how to make & she said shrimp alfredo . I don’t know how much longer imma last. pic.twitter.com/eFm6bIla7G
— devin, kd, & ben stan account🦹🏽♂️ (@__justtommy) March 16, 2020
8. The blame game
When having an imaginary friend is the most sane thing you can do.
Pro-tip for couples suddenly working from home together: Get yourselves an imaginary coworker to blame things on. In our apartment, Cheryl keeps leaving her dirty water cups all over the place and we really don't know what to do about her.
— Molly Tolsky (@mollytolsky) March 16, 2020
7. One in the same
Yikes get out.
I’m his girlfriend you’re his mom we are exactly the same
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) January 21, 2020
6. Face the facts
I mean ya’ll appear to be at Applebee’s so I doubt anybody’s having too much fun.
when she act like she on a date by herself 😒 pic.twitter.com/rpJ2yE8bmG
— 🏁🏁🏁 (@MozzeyFlaco) January 16, 2020
5. Ball is life
When your family decides it’s time to get up in your business.
this is not how i wanted my parents to find out i kinda started dating someone pic.twitter.com/ny2gB1LBMu
— kayla (@kswee18) December 7, 2020
4. Not like the others
Hold up, you’re into COMMON FORMS OF RECREATIONAL EXERCISE? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF ALIEN?
i think about this text i received a few years ago all the damn time pic.twitter.com/Ng1cn1LTwn
— ˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ (@onlineryn) October 14, 2020
3. Pin it on ’em
That’s the most evil thing I can imagine.
I’m tired of being the single friend, so I bought these to leave in all my boys cars so they can get into an argument with they girl 😒 pic.twitter.com/k3VTrwq3RP
— pedro (@WolfOfDallass) November 24, 2020
2. Pain and gain
I mean, you did say MILD, right?
I hate this dude, mid labor and he playing warzone 🥴 pic.twitter.com/Yw6WM0fC9w
— Sarahí (@WinteeerRoseee) November 25, 2020
1. It be
It is in fact inevitable.
it be like that pic.twitter.com/bnIafYqHD9
— A$AP (@asapsmoke01) December 12, 2020
And they all lived happily ever after.
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