If you’re looking for a sign, you can stop looking now. Because we’ve got fifteen of them here, and what’s more, they’re really funny.
Give ’em a read and see what you think.
15. Rules are rules
And if you bring goldfish crackers you’d better have brought enough to share.
14. Lowering the bar
Welp, there’s no complaining about that I guess.
13. Proving my point
Just for that, I’m not gonna not do it anymore.
12. Snake in the grass
That’s just Steve, he gets like this on Mondays, sorry about him.
11. Time after time
We will, we will, escort you from the premises.
10. The word of the Lord
“Seriously dude, it’s chill. Take care of yourself, I’m good.” – Jesus, probably
9. Hard truths
Buckle up for that final line.
8. Painting a picture
Not sure this is the best recruitment strategy since you just gave them all heart attacks.
7. Bending over backward
You’re really probably not gonna like this.
6. Hot tips
You’ll have a longer time to stay mad at us about it.
5. Book it
Maybe a good story will warm your bones.
4. Bursting with laughter
You may wanna sit down for this.
3. Show me the way
Ok but where do I go then?
2. Give it a spin
This is a load bearing stripper pole, please show some respect.
1. Keeping up with the times
Orwell is rolling over in his grave.
I think I’m getting another sign, and that is this: I have to sign off now to go look for more funny stuff.
What’s your favorite sign you’ve ever seen?
Tell us in the comments.