How many active text conversations do you have going right now? One? A few? More than you can count?

Don’t let the number get too overwhelming – you might lose track of what’s what and start making some very dumb and strange text decisions. Then you’ll end up screenshotted on some weird meme list on the internet.

And is that what you want? Internet infamy?

Here are some people who seem like maybe they did.

15. Pump me up

Excuse me, I need to go have my eyes removed.

14. Cheaters never prosper

I think “bye” is pretty much your only valid response.

13. Too much information

What’s worse, his spoon was too big.

12. Dirty talk

Married life looks like a lot of fun.

11. This little piggy

It’s the little faces that really make it.

10. Poppin’ off

I see what you did there.

9. I am Moana

I think you’re about to hear from somebody’s lawyers.

8. Motherly advice

The weird thing is that would probably work.

7. Hypothesis confirmed

Your feelings are facts.

6. Um

Who says the art of conversation is dead?

5. Priorities

I mean, I get where he’s coming from.

4. Merry Christmas

…ya filthy animal.

3. Asking for a friend

Oh dude. No. No dude.

2. Look at it this way

Oh the weather outside is frightful.

1. Capturing the mood

Art simply speaks louder than words.

Almost makes me wanna go start some text shenanigans of my own just to have something interesting to post…hmm…

In the meantime, what’s the best text convo you’ve had recently?

Tell us about it in the comments.