Tumblr is a magical place. Maybe even literally.
I don’t know, I’m very uncertain of how the internet actually works and if you told me it hinged on spells and such I would be inclined to believe you.
Take these fifteen posts for example. Just magic.
15. Little chocolate fish
If that’s not the name of a Ben and Jerry’s flavor already, it ought to be.
14. Strong personality
I mean, it kind of is?
13. Book learnin’
Roll for procrastination.
12. Charlie Brown
Snow is just dirt in sheep’s clothing.
11. Don’t miss the bus
Live in Chicago, can confirm.
10. Yum yum gum gums
Maybe it was more like “What do I *want* to eat but know I never can?”
9. Beware the Ides of March
The butterfly effect has gone too far this time.
8. Murder time
Now you win a factory, have fun dealing with the property tax.
7. Academic excellence
The look on his face must have been absolutely priceless.
6. Spank bank
I was unaware of this episode and I have so many questions now.
5. Daddy’s beard
None of them compare to my name for it: hyper cloud.
4. Paving the way
The real answer is that they have to get out of the dirt so they don’t drown. But that’s not very funny.
3. Proper documentation
Its not they’re fault.
2. Manners matter
“Dear me, so sorry. I’ve had quite a day, you see.”
1. You’ve got some nerve
We did think of this, it’s called “drinking.”
Whatever wizardry keeps this Tumblr magic coming, I hope it never dies out.
What’s your favorite kind of content to find on Tumblr?
Tell us in the comments.