Have you ever been to a baby shower? I haven’t and I’m actually kind of jealous because these are some seriously weird vibes, and I’d LIVE to experience this in person. The emotions seem to be at their absolute peak when people are celebrating a friend having a child. Also, the pettiness! So high. Off the charts, actually.

You’d think this was just about the gals, but apparently the guys have some shocking stuff they’re thinking when these “parties” go down.

So let’s take a peek into 13 stories from Whisper about what happened when people were showered with babies.

Or something like that…

1. Pro gift.

She doesn’t want to get preggers again, bro!

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2. Just feel how you feel. Those emotions are all yours.

Grieve how you want. Don’t let anybody tell you how to.

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3. Dem hoes…

But she got what she wanted, so…

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4. Nerd baby FTW!

Grandma is just gonna have to deal.

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5. Bless their lily white souls…

Those sandwiches are delish!

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6. Oh snap.

You’re the “forever single” one in the group, aren’t you?

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7. Divorce her immediately.

If you can even do that. Can you do that?

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8. Not a bad point, tbh…

She’s just doing it for those gifts, yo!

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9. **sniff**

That is a tough situation.

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10. So fabulously, profanely petty.

And cheap! Let’s not forget cheap!

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11. Just. Say. No.

I literally can’t believe she said yes.

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12. Oh this sucks…

But you better tell people sooner rather than later…

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13. Y.I.K.E.S.

Holy moley!

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Shocking, yes. Surprising? I mean… are you surprised by ANYTHING anymore? Aren’t we all completely numb to the craziness around us?

I blame Twitter. And Facebook. Hell, all of social media.

Do you have any stories like this? Let us know in the comments!

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