Good evening, and welcome to our museum. I’ll be your tour guide. Please don’t touch anything, and hold your questions until the end. Because you WILL have questions. Lots of them.
Journey with us through these fine pieces, and appreciate a bit of art today.
15. Captain Barko
Ce n’est pas un chien avec une pipe.
14. The Holy Tooth
A reflection on faith and face alike.
13. Oh My God
On the trial of our Lord, and how generally annoyed he was by the whole thing.
12. Judgement Day
How will you stand before what’s coming?
11. Portrait of Lips with Man
Beware his kiss for it is a kiss of death.
10. The Stare
Seen right, the vicious antagonist of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
9. Hat By Evening Light
What secrets does she hold beneath her cap?
8. Artistic Inception
Perhaps we are all a lady within a lady within a lady.
7. Monga Lina
The human condition is that of a slowly transforming egg.
6. Monkey Business
He who has ears, let him hear.
5. The Tamer Lion
A visit from your nightmares.
4. Strained Glass Window
When you’re feelings are flat out wrong.
3. Under the Cheetah
Some things humans were never meant to see.
2. Mountain Majesty
Never has birb been so much the word.
1. It Lives
She hungers – she demands the peperoni.
We hope you’ve enjoyed this tour. Please feel free to leave a donation on your way out so we can continue sharing these masterpieces with the world.
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