Alright, so, we Millennials aren’t the kids in the room anymore. The eldest of us are entering our 40’s now and the next generation has come into their own and are having a grand old time itemizing the things that are wrong with us.
I suppose this was inevitable.
Ok, Gen Z. Provide your constructive criticism and I’ll do my best to respond.
10. Ignorance is bliss
Because we don’t like what we don’t understand, in fact it scares us, and this monster is mysterious at least (kill the beast!)
Why do millennials think not understanding tiktok is a personality trait
— Ellie-Jean Royden (@elliejean28) June 29, 2020
9. Welcome to Flavortown
This is because we grew up with Twilight and are now afraid of sexy vampires.
millennials put extra garlic in their recipes and call it a personality trait
— yung puddin (@liltiddygothgf3) June 29, 2020
8. The jitters
We need this because otherwise it’s a problem.
someone tell millennials that having a caffeine addiction is not a personality trait
— elyse (@scorpionsjin) October 27, 2019
7. Whiskey business
But it sounds so much more sophisticated than just “alcoholic.”
Dear fellow millennials: "lover of whiskey" isn't a personality trait.
— Definitely a SEAL team 6 Operator (@JRRSwolekien) November 20, 2019
6. Slice of life
Well everybody friggin’ loves pizza, so.
Millennials be like: “omg I want to join the tik tok but I’m too old haha im so sick of adulting today I just want to be a burrito haha pizza is a personality trait.”
— hoe hoe hoe (@jaeldabelle2) April 23, 2020
5. Office politics
In my case it’s Futurama, but fair enough.
a millennials personality trait is knowing every office episode by heart
— sal⁷ ♡ dadka cadaanka ahi isma dhex galaan! (@xiaonest) June 14, 2020
4. I owe ya one
I’d say we think of it as more of a curse under which we constantly labor but ok.
millennials think crippling debt is a personality trait
— charlotte ☭ ☭ ☭ (@yeehawdestroyer) June 15, 2020
3. A clean break
It’s the maximum level of luxury most of us can afford.
millennials really thinking drinking gas station rosé and eating shitty pepperoni pizza in the bath is a personality trait huh
— peachy (@sapphicrry) June 19, 2020
2. ‘Till death
What about having a shared Facebook account? Is that anything?
don’t know which millennial needs to hear this but being married is not a personality trait
— oscar wilde 'n out (@mariasghost) June 20, 2020
1. Clap back
Oh boy. The gauntlet is down. How ever will we respond.
i'm making this tiktok my personality trait and i'm going to war with every millennial pic.twitter.com/tRn4rGpdU6
— aIice 🇮🇸 ♡ 쫑 (@gagnamagnid) June 15, 2020
Look, we’re a mess. We know. If it’s war you want, you’re gonna find yourself disappointed, because you have no idea how tired we are, and how easily we will surrender. Just leave us with our body pillows and our booze and you can have the rest. Good luck.
What’s something you’ve noticed about Millennials?
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