The job market is TOUGH right now. You hardly know where to turn.
But what if there were a different, unconventional way to make money, like this hypothetical from r/AskReddit:
So, how best to turn rejection into cash? Let’s hear out some innovative ideas.
1. The trifecta.
Do you have a minute to hear about our lord and savior?
Would you like to take a survey?
Can I offer you an extended warranty?
2. Love me tinder.
Does someone swiping left on my tinder profile count as a rejection?
If so, I’ll be a millionaire in a week.
3. Just ask.
Ask people for $100
4. The swap.
Create two bank accounts, one to take the $100 another that’s just empty.
I use the debit card linked to the empty account and just repeatedly swipe it in some gas station or grocery store, getting declined every time.
Then I just use the other account for everything else 😎
5. You game?
Ask people to play Axis and Allies the board game.
It’s my favorite, and no one ever wants to play it.
Try to login with the wrong password.
7. Dude, what?
Ask random strangers if you can sniff their farts
8. A clean break.
Ask my kids to clean up their toys. $$$
9. A strange plan.
1. Buy a magic 8 ball
2. ask a question and roll till a “no”
3. buy more magic 8 balls from the $100 and put them in a tray
4. ask away and shake the tray every time you need money.
5. Stack modular trays containing more magic 8 balls to expand your earnings per sec.
10. Mouthing off.
Ask if I can stick my hand into people’s mouths, noone wants a stranger’s hand there
Suggest really solid ideas to my work team of all-male technicians.
12. That’s quite an estimate.
Travel around world, trying to kiss everyone.
Imma make over $700,000,000,000.
13. The best laid plans.
Just try and make plans with a big group of ppl.
Nothing works out.
Probably market cap in and around 1 bil
14. That Mormon beat.
I’d go back and be a missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints again!
Do you want to try YouTube Premium?
*Sigh* if only any of those would really work.
What would you add to this list?
Tell us in the comments.