I’m not sure what age officially counts as “old” but I do know that my body seems bound and determined to let me know I’m approaching it, whether I like it or not.

There’s just so much that goes on as part of this ageing process, and none of it is nice.

Here are some examples, via a recent hashtag on Twitter:

13. Apply yourself!

I’d literally sell my soul for a nice dishwasher.

12. Glorious food

It’s the “not today Satan” that protects our wallets from harm.

11. The whole list

I’m sorry, which ones of ya’ll out there are paying off all your loans?

10. Rug burn

They’re insane. Now I know why rich sultans or whatever were all obsessed with them.

9. What a flake

It’s the crunch that’s fit to getcha.

8. Checking in

And then you get super upset when you realize your email account has emails in it.

7. Sock it to me

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

6. Deal with it

I mean, you posted this in 2020, so hopefully you weren’t doing a ton of the latter anyway.

5. Crappy birthday to you

Don’t let them eat cake.

4. Productive conversations

But can you produce any evidence to that effect?

3. Old times

I’m so delightfully confused by this picture.

2. Lawn and order

It gets the heck away or else it gets the hose again.

1. Special delivery

LOL like any of us millennials are ever going to be able to retire.

I don’t know if I’m old or not, but I do know that I’d like to go take a nap now, so that probably answers my question.

What would you add to this hashtag?

Tell us in the comments.