13 Legendary Wrong Number Texts

Did you know that the tradition of NORAD tracking Santa started as a wrong number? A newspaper ad had set up this hotline thing in 1955 to call in and see what Santa was up to. A kid misdialed the listed number, ended up hitting a very much *unlisted* NORAD number, and the quick thinking...

10 of Elon Musk’s Weirdest Twitter Takes

At the time of writing, Elon Musk recently surpassed Jeff Bezos to become the richest person in the world, with a net worth in the hundreds of billions of dollars. Growing up in America, you soak in a narrative that says that the folks who have the most money probably got it by being really...

10 Hilariously Bad Facebook Takes

Boy oh boy there sure are some bad takes out there in Facebook land. It’s almost like there’s a challenge on the books for who can be the wrongest about the simplest thing. Because seriously, it doesn’t matter the subject, it doesn’t matter how simple, someone somewhere will have an awful take on it. Check...

10 Times Facebook Listings Were Just Plain Weird

Facebook is a pretty wild place. People are always using it as a marketplace, not just for terrible ideas, but also for physical things. Buying, selling, seeking, showing off, people wanna put their stuff on Facebook. The problem is, most of them…just shouldn’t. Take these for example: 10. A coffin At first you’re like “Oh,...

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15 Times People Tried and Failed to Find the Words

On Facebook, people just kinda spell out words however they want. Phonetically. Emotionally. Just sort of pulling out an approximation. It’s the wild west out there. Here are fifteen things people TRIED to say on social media, and exactly how they failed. 15. Pay-per-view I mean, it’s a great deal on paper, but how does...

11 Facebook Posts That Defy Description

Oh, Facebook. What would we do without you? Live our lives peacefully and unseeking of the randomly administered micro-dopamine hit that comes with the tiny bits of social validation administered through your platform throughout the day? No thanks! People love Facebook. Even if they have literally no idea what they’re saying on there. Just look!...

People Share The Worst Things Men Have Said to Them in Bed

Sex is sort of sold to us as this incredible, impassioned thing. But the truth is – it’s just as often weird and awkward. Especially if the sex you happen to partake in involves a man. Because we’re um…we’re not great at words. As this TikTok trend will testify… 15. What’s wrong with him? When...

10 of the Funniest Tweets You Might Not Have Seen Yet

I wonder what’s going on on Twitter today? *opens door to Twitter* *everything is on fire* *the fire is also somehow on fire* *fire is arguing with other fire about which one of them is fire* *closes door* You know what? Let’s just keep our eyes on the prize and stay focused on the jokes....

10 Tweets to Make Your Day Better

How’s your day going so far? Good? Bad? Hangin’ in there? No matter what state you may find yourself in, there’s nothing that a few good tweets can’t make better. Good tweets like these, for instance, from some of the funniest ladies on Twitter! 10. Dog gone “I don’t know what I did but I’m...