I recently had the chance to stay at a ridiculously high-end place for a week or so, and man, it was an experience.
The people who lived there clearly had a lot of money, and the house was extravagantly beautiful and very large. But, I noticed, the things IN the house were pretty sensible. Everything was nice, of course, but I’d say the most extra thing there was a simple piano. It wasn’t the kind of environment that made you wonder what would compel someone to spend money on such things.
These posts, on the other hand? THESE are extra. THESE go above and beyond.
A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom’s. This might be my best find yet. pic.twitter.com/racNtYs0jB
— Lexi Brown, PhD (@lexilafleur) April 21, 2021
After @lexilafleur kicked it off, many others had stuff to contribute. Let’s get rich.
10. The Bag Dress – $3,220
When you want to feel like you just stepped out of the shower but are still somehow in the shower.
— Ellen Grace (@Rageagainstrepu) April 22, 2021
9. The Space Blanket – $325
It’s like futuristic garbage!
Not bad. I recently shared this with my friend looking for a dress to wear to a wedding. pic.twitter.com/fRIgc7HZNT
— Elizabeth Wallen (@Elizabe95140124) April 22, 2021
8. Sterling Silver Greenhouse – $275,000
By New York apartment standards, that’s not a bad deal.
Tiffany & Co slaps their name on anything and says “that will be $275,000” 🤦🏻♀️ pic.twitter.com/YrKLzMGvLh
— lilo (@lil0_says) April 22, 2021
7. Plane Bag – $39,000
Ironically, it’s not allowed on as carry on.
This LV bag costs $39,000. pic.twitter.com/nPZEnSogT5
— Zaza Chilvers (@ZazaChilvers) April 22, 2021
6. The Crystal Wand – $23
Seems like a bargain until you remember it does literally nothing.
I used to get FB ads for this thing constantly pic.twitter.com/zB68Ey0c9y
— Naomi, God-Fucking Monster Engine (@naebumaye) April 22, 2021
5. The Not – Pants – $25?
What’s happening here?
— Michelle (@chelbee611) April 22, 2021
4. Blinged Out Goggles – $925
“Please rob me.”
I don’t think this tops the chair, but this showed up in my FB ads one day. I don’t ski, but from what I understand about snow reflection, this is a really terrible idea. pic.twitter.com/KoYgrTnC1z
— kermelbar (@kermelbar) April 21, 2021
3. That Chair Again – Priceless
Be chairful with that.
WHY WOULD YOU CARRY IT WITHOUT THE STRAPS?! pic.twitter.com/buorU6g4nU
— It Was Ashley All Along 🧹🐰 (@AshleyJayReid) April 21, 2021
2. Easter Island Ping-Pong Table – $4,000
Overpriced AND non-functional!
YES. I have been doing this at Anthropologie for years. My favorite find so far is the ping pong table shaped like Easter Island. $4000. pic.twitter.com/aPvaGDPsxh
— Kristin (@Kristin_wrote) April 21, 2021
1. No Lens Glasses – $46
It’s glasses without the glasses!
Inexpensive alternative. pic.twitter.com/jLxtDelrgR
— Mars OBSESSED (@Buncombian) April 21, 2021
Man. I’m way too poor, aren’t I?
What’s the biggest purchase you’ve made recently?
Tell us in the comments.