If you’ve been on Earth lately, and I assume you have, you might have noticed that there’s kind of a lot of stuff around. Things, if you will. And you may have further noticed that not all of them are good.
In fact, you might question how some came to be. You might question what sort of mind would conjure them. You might question how a loving god could allow such things to happen.
And then you might do as these people did, and take to Twitter to express your displeasure with these things.
Here are 11 things that maybe just shouldn’t exist at all.
11. Canned Bread
Let’s get this bread, but not like this.
Never like this.
— 🌸Miss Blossom🌸 (@KissKawaii) March 28, 2021
10. Swedish Fish Oreos
Two great candies that are terrible together, just like nobody asked for.
— Average Tealhollow1 Viewer (@Joonde_) March 29, 2021
9. Shoe Umbrellas
When you really really don’t understand how water works.
— Emma Flinders (@FlindersEmma) March 28, 2021
8. Denture Earrings
Excuse me while I go throw up about something unrelated.
— ℂ𝕙𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕖🌹 (@TheSeaRose) March 28, 2021
7. Picnic Pants
Do you want ants in your pants?
Because this is how you get ants in your pants.
— Annie C 🌷👠 (@anet2111) March 29, 2021
6. Vampire Pads
I’m not even gonna comment.
I’m just not.
You can’t make me.
— Crap_Locker (@Crap_Locker) March 29, 2021
5. Food-Flavored Sodas
Is it weird that this both disgusts me and makes me hungry?
— Jack Miller (@personaugratin) March 28, 2021
4. Whole Chicken in a Can
Sort of adds insult to injury for the chicken.
You couldn’t even give him the dignity of a nice presentation?
— Bella (@an_angeI_cried) March 30, 2021
3. Denture Combs
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WEIRD DENTURE STUFF OUT THERE?
— 🕊 𝗝𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗲 🌳🤙🏻 (@ThemDems) March 28, 2021
2. Hands Underpants
…I keep looking and looking but it never makes any more sense.
— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) March 29, 2021
I’d take the Swedish Fish oreos over these things.
— ✨Suge🥂Lite✨ (@Kamifaine) March 29, 2021
There, glad we could clear all that up.
What do you think shouldn’t exist?
Tell us in the comments.