Ahhhh… laughter. We’ve gotta laugh at times if we don’t want to cry. And yes, it can result in some awkwardness some times.
That’s what this post is about. These 10 folks share stories about the highly inappropriate things they couldn’t help laughing at because, well… they’re horrible, terrible people.
I kid. Maybe.
Let’s check them out!
My answer was also in a classroom. I took Italian taught by this sweet little Japanese lady who was fluent in Italian, french, and Japanese.
Well she was very short and sat on one of those super tall office chairs that are used for sitting in front of podiums. She couldn’t touch the floor with her feet and she started to roll out of the door into the hallway and she couldn’t stop… I laughed so hard that I cried and had to go into the bathroom to finish laughing
Also I was the only one laughing. She was frantically waving her arms and legs trying to stop rolling but she couldn’t…
Back in 2004, I was at my cousin’s funeral, and my aunt was in such a shocked state, she couldn’t stop laughing.
She was known to do this at funerals.
Because laughing is contagious, I also started laughing a little bit, and I had to go to the back of the church, and to the bathroom to get it out of me.
Held up a cadavers arm, forgot the arm was detached to the body, raised it up, wondered why it was loose, panicked that i detached it, dropped it on the floor and thought the professor was gonna be mad, hid the arm under the gurney, while the professor was staring at me 0.5 meters behind. I turned around, looked at her and laughed.
Worst. Moment. Ever.
4. Suicide surprise.
My friends from college and I are still super close even 15 years later. There’s an inside joke involving giving people a specific fake name that we always laugh about when we get together.
Last week one of these friends tried to kill himself. We’ll call him John.
John’s brother (another of the close friends) called me and told me that John had tried to kill himself and that he was at the hospital. Then he tells me that when asked for identification at the scene of the suicide attempt John gave the paramedics the fake name from college. As sad as I was about what had happened I bust out laughing so hard when he told me.
I couldn’t help it. I’m laughing now even thinking about it.
All of the other members of the group had the same reaction when John’s brother called them. All of them.
We’ve got lake of fireside property in hell. Cheers.
My mother and father went to a funeral of one of mothers aunts that she was not close too, in fact my father had never met her. As they stood at the open casket my father said to my mother “ she just doesn’t look like herself” again my father had never seen the aunt before.
For whatever reason this struck my mother as very funny and she started laughing , she held her hands to her face and ran from the casket. Her sisters saw this and thought she distraught and followed her out to console her.
Where my mother had to explain that she was laughing and not crying and why. She was so pissed at my father it was hilarious.
6. Quite an overshare.
Last year’s thanksgiving, right before the meal we all stood in a big circle and said a prayer and what we are thankful for.
Well my mom’s uncle, I will refer to him as “uncle”. His name is dick, yes Uncle Dick. When we all stood up, it was revealed that Uncle Dick had forgotten to zip up his jeans after going to the bathroom. My dad and I were directly across from Uncle Dick and we were barely keeping from bursting out in all our laughter. Then he leaned over to me and whispered, “I’m thankful that Uncle Dick remembered to put on fresh underwear this morning.”
About halfway through the meal we were still laughing about it when Grandma came over to yell at us for being distracting. She basically asked what we were laughing at in a not so nice voice. We pointed her gaze across the room and she couldn’t help but laugh a bit. We told her it had been like that the whole meal.
The way we had the tables set up was a big square of folding banquet tables. So we could look out straight ahead of us at Uncle Dick’s Boxers.
6. F**king kids…
At the wake for the grandma of my honorary sister and brother. At some point, the old biddies from her church decide “the children” need to come up and say goodbye to her in front of all these mourners, none of which I know (also this is eastern Kentucky where everyone knows everyone else, so already people are eyeing me trying to figure out who tf i am and why I’m sitting with the family).
Well, before I realize what’s happened, the two of them have marched me up there with them and pinned me in between them. I’m awkward in the best of situations, and am SUPREMELY uncomfortable at funerals, so this is already my personal hell.
So we stand there and stare down at her in front of 100s of people, as this somber music plays and the priest instructs everyone to pray for us as we say our last goodbyes. She’s wearing this double breasted sailor suit thing, and sis and i are making quiet awkward comments like “well, she looks nice” when all of a sudden our little brother blurts out “Anchors away, ol’ girl!” and f**king SALUTES.
So my sister lets out long drawn out gasp of “What the fuuuuuck” and we just start trembling with laughter. You can hear all the old church ladies “aww”ing bc it looks from the back like we’re overcome with grief. As soon as we’re able to control ourselves, we essentially frogmarch little brother down the aisle with our heads down and head straight out the door to the car.
7. The nerve of some people!
Idk if there’s a name for it, but when I get really nervous, or scared, I start to laugh. Like, if it’s bad enough, you’d think I was watching the best scene in the best 3 Stooges skit ever made.
So I was driving down the interstate when I saw a deer bolt across. It got hit by a car in the oncoming lane, flew like a rag doll in front of my 18 wheeler, and exploded.
Idk what happened, there was just blood everywhere. It looked like I’d gone on a rampage in GTA, but with blood physics from Mortal Kombat.
I pulled over to inspect the damage. Just blood and bits of flesh everywhere, and a cracked and bent grill. I got lucky, so I filled out a report with my company, and took off for a shop to see about fixing the grill, and hopefully a truck wash.
And wouldn’t you know, there’s an open weigh station just ahead.
The DOT officer came out to see me as soon I was in sight, and waved me over to the inspection area. He immediately starts laying into me about why the hell the front of my truck is covered in blood.
And I am just laughing. I mean I couldn’t get a single word out, every time I tried to say something, I got a few words out, and just burst out laughing.
Finally his partner starts inspecting the truck, and finds a piece of a hoof. I slowly manage to calm down enough to talk, and we got it all sorted.
Luckily the DOT officer was having a good day, because he decided not to write me a ticket, and let me use their water hose they had on sight to wash most of it off before I took it to a shop to repair the grill.
Edit: I’m not a lawyer, so I can’t quote chapter and verse, but some people are asking, so here’s an answer.
Some states have weird laws protecting wildlife, so if you hit them, you can be fined. I’m pretty sure this for specific animals like eagles, but I also have an ongoing fear of getting tickets every time I get inspected, so that was more of something I was relieved did NOT happen.
8. Awkward physics
I had this really nice but really awkward physics teacher in high school. He was a large nerdy man but spoke with a lisp and a very soft voice. Imagine the guy from office space asking for his stapler, that’s how he sounded.
One day he is giving his lesson and mid sentence he goes from this voice to what sounded like satan himself. “Ok class please (deep hell voice)TAKE OUT YOUR BOOKS, cough cough erm excuse me must have something in my throat”.
Then continued like nothing happened. I could not, for the life of me stop laughing and I was the only one.
It was the most bizarre and f**king hilarious thing I had ever seen. I had to walk out of the class to catch my composure.
This was at least 15 years ago now and I’ll never forget it.
9. Violent laughter.
In school we did a course on mythology and had a project where we had to write our own mythological stories for the creation of creatures/places/etc.
One kid wrote a story about how a man was abusing his horse, so the gods cursed him. One day his horse threw him onto spear which went through the back of his head and out of his forehead, and he transformed into the first unicorn.
I couldn’t f**king stop laughing for a solid 5 minutes.
The teacher berated me for laughing at violence but the kid and I both thought that was funny as s**t.
10. Cry, then laugh.
My grandparents (both sets) insisted on burying my parents as Catholic for their funeral.
Little did they know, my parents hadn’t been practicing the religion since they moved out of their parents home.
They hired a lady who was singing off-tune catholic songs so loud into the microphone that it felt like a drunk karaoke concert.
Everyone probably thought I was shaking from crying in the front row by myself but I was literally laughing so god damn hard I had tears streaming down my face. I had to practically choke myself to keep the giggles from coming out.
I could just imagine my parents next to me going WTF is this?! And laughing with me. It was a very inappropriate time to laugh but that dang lady got the best of me.
Alright, so I’m laughing now! How about you?
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