You know what makes my day? Some well written tweets.

There’s nothing like a good roundup of quality microbloggers sharing their funniest thoughts on the Twitters, and today we’ve gathered up all the funniness you can handle.

For reals! You’re gonna love these tweeple and their twoughts!

Let’s go!

1. Legit goals!

Sign me up!

2. Bee safe and eat all the apples

I do wonder how they got that names.

3. I have the biggest of all the oranges

Imagine if this were real!

4. I mean… why would you want to do this?

Can you imagine the smell!?!

5. That’s not how that works!

Not at all!

6. And that’s how you get bird house babies!

Come inside! We’ve got plenty you can stick it to.

7. Would you top Carrot Top?

I feel dirty for even writing that.

8. Wait… what’s on the moon??

I don’t want to go there anymore.

9. Bond is having an aneurysm… BREND!

Quick, get that man a martini and a cigarette!

10. Everybody knew what was going on except you!

It’s always the kittehs you need the cuddles.

11. Whoa… you need to get better friend picture taking skills!

Bruh… what are you doing to me?!

12. I mean… I haven’t crossed it off the list.

It could still happen. Just saying…

13. You didn’t like that advice??

Oh, I’m sorry, then maybe you shouldn’t have not asked me to tell you my thoughts.

And there you have it, my lovelies. A quick, fun roundup of the jokes that tickle our funny bones and make life worth living.

Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let us know in the comments.

Thanks, fam!