I believe it was our generation’s greatest poet who once said “I’m sorry mama / I never meant to hurt you / I never meant to make you cry / but tonight, I’m cleaning out my closet.”
The prompt went like this:
type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you
— ash went dark dhmu (@NihachuEatsCats) September 17, 2020
There were thousands of replies.
Here are some of the more interesting results:
15. A reference
We’re getting very confusing right out of the gate here.
im sorry for being a reference to the fact that the world is a to point out that the world is a to point out that the world is……
— levis slut 🔪 is in flop era (@kenjibbs) September 18, 2020
14. Emo time
Whoa dude are you ok?
“I’m sorry for being a little sad and I don’t want you anymore”
**Holy shit that is dark**
— Uke Error Sans (@KittendaGlitch1) September 18, 2020
We all are, friend. We all are.
I’m sorry for being a little nervous
— Ty jones (@JonesTyjones) September 18, 2020
12. Catch the Z’s
Nobody’s gonna judge ya for it.
Sorry for being a little bit tired
Lmaoooo what a fucking mood 🤣🤣🤣
— Xöl The Noodle (@XolBarerOfLight) September 18, 2020
11. A complaint
If you don’t know, then I *definitely* don’t.
I’m sorry for being white people understand that was a complaint
— Blacklivesmatter (@Black_lives_13) September 18, 2020
i’m sorry for being an asshole towards the bourgeois
— victor 🇧🇷 (@bxdvictor) September 18, 2020
9. There’s just Norway
Now you’ve got ANOTHER apology to make.
i’m sorry for being so stupid i was born in norway. damn what did norway do wrong 🙁
— 🌙sofie (@pvrisrats) September 18, 2020
8. Funny you should say that
I’m sorry for being funny
…no I’m not
— Fabricio (@Fabras59036725) September 18, 2020
7. For good
Well alright then.
im sorry for being a good girl but you know that
nani the fawk😀
— eli♡ || MD’s hose holder (@hohohoeikawa) September 18, 2020
6. Words of encouragement
It’s nonsense, but it’s very uplifting nonsense.
i’m sorry for being a good person but you know how much you mean and you are doing good and i’m proud of y’all
— amika ♡ (@amikacals) September 18, 2020
5. Rat me out
Despite all my rage…
I’m sorry for being a little rat. LMAOO YEAH
— 🍄Meme🍄 (@mial_oc) September 18, 2020
Are you sure about that?
I’m sorry for being a lesbian couple
I am not a lesbian or a couple
— Eli (@novakwinchester) September 18, 2020
3. You don’t know
Do you know who I am? I can be SEEN on the INTERNET!
I’m sorry for being right about your life but you dont know that I can be seen on the internet.
— 🕸Thrasher 🦈🌽⚔ (@ThrashDrag) September 18, 2020
2. Growing pains
I think you’ll find this is pretty universal.
I’m sorry for being a parent but I wanna puke
— ♡𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 ♡ (@CIownedz) September 18, 2020
1. Life’s a…
This one appeared in the replies roughly a billion times.
I’m sorry for being a bitch
— return wusky_ok; (@ivywusky) September 18, 2020
Sounds like we’ve got a lot to be sorry for. Thanks, phones, for helping us out with some very confusing soul-searching.
What’s your autocomplete apology?
Share it with us in the comments.