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Yes, you’ll love these so much you’ll break out into a bad impression of an old timey carnival barker to spread the news! I know because it happened to me, and now I’m trapped in this weird schtick! Help!
10. A frightful schedule
Honestly I’d be flattered if creatures from another realm took notice of me.
9. Simulation theory
Don’t think too hard about this while high or you’re freak all the way out.
8. A nice philosophy
Yeah, I’m sure that’s what he meant.
7. Wash my hands of it
Finally, I get to be as dramatic as I feel inside.
6. Bone apple teeth
5. Run the numbers
I recently doublechecked that half of 20 was indeed 10, so, I feel ya.
4. New calendar system
We’re all in Groundhog Day now.
3. Dangerous sightings
Wait…does this really happen for real?
2. The great trade-off
This stuff doesn’t come for nothin’.
1. Love hurts
Hey, that’s gotta be somebody’s kink.
Move along now folks, that’s all the wondrous attractions we’ve got for now!
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