Yes! It is time once again to collect all them funny tweets and bring the best to you!

And when you read these tweets we know that you’ll agree. Because there’s nothing as objective as humor, right? It’s like scientifically provable.

Oh… that’s not how that works? Humor is completely subjective? Good to know!

Either way… we think you’ll laugh at these 11 example of women being hilarious.

Let’s get to it!

1. They’re so darn cute!

But yes, they’re always moist in some way, shape or form. How?!?

2. Those loans… they just couldn’t help themselves!

If you want to put them in jail, I wouldn’t mind.

3. This a pro tip if I’ve ever seen one.

She gets guys. For reals.

4. I mean, you can keep telling yourself that.

It’s okay to lie to ourselves every now and again.

5. That rona got us shrugging

If you don’t fart for 7 whole days, this is acceptable.

6. And after all… it’s a Wonderwall.

You remember that song from Oasis?

7. It’s always nice to check.

To be sure, right?

8. Keep ’em coming, barkeep.

I can do this all night. Don’t cut me off.

9. Sooooo… are you getting a divorce, or…

You can take your puns and LEAVE!

10. Dads always gotta dad.

It’s in the rulebook they get when you’re born.

11. The best feeling ever?

Yes. Yes it is.

And there you have it, kids! A collection of the funniest thoughts on the internet. And ALL from human beings!

Now we want to hear from you. Have you seen any awesome tweets lately that you dug?

Yeah you have! So it’s time to share them with us. Do that in the comments!

Thanks, fam!