Hey quick question – what in the everloving heck is going on in Florida?
I know the whole “Florida man” thing is a meme, but the meme comes from real headlines, and every time I see one I’m like…is that place legit? Like, does it exist? I could swear I myself have been there multiple times, and yet…
I mean, look at these.
15. Money talks
Our government is working great, why do you ask?
14. Can you smell what we’re cookin?
It’s good to have your priorities straight.
13. The cheer squad
When you have no idea what’s happening but you wanna support your team.
12. Cut and dry
Well this changes EVERYTHING for me.
11. Have a seat
The kids are most definitely not alright.
10. Droning on
I appreciate the effort but I really need it IN the bathroom right now if you know what I’m sayin’.
Chicken of the sea and of the land, fight.
8. Cool it
If you wanna keep being a dad of any description I’d suggest not doing this.
7. I am the night
I mean, I guess we can’t technically prove him wrong.
6. Getting high
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
5. “Weird primary”
And this was when we were just getting started.
4. Life’s a beach
I like that they gave him a mic.
3. Bloody good time
Some people take the celebration of Passover very, very seriously.
2. The food chain
Maybe just stay out of the water, my dude.
1. Candles in the wind
Is this really the time for a vigil?
Florida, whether you’re really a state in the union or you’re just a myth, I salute you. Ya absolute weirdos.
What’s the strangest thing about where you live?
Tell us in the comments.